i got a whole half hour of sleep. i hate nights where you just toss and turn for hours. and always on nights when you have to wake up early the next day.
I am in a relationship with the cutest fucking person. How did this even happen?
Like…how are you so attractive and why did your perfect self choose to love and be with me?
Dear work,
if you want to fire me, telling me I’m not fired but then not ever scheduling me again is not an accurate way to get rid of me. I’m just glad you run a really respectable business where you know how to let people go. Seriously, I get that you have no proper reason to fire me, but I’d rather you just let me go then keep me. Okay.
When you are thinking about the person you’re dating and then you accidentally think about how they used to date somebody other than you

Ok, get off your high fucking horse, stop with your negativity, and realize that I’m going to do whatever the fuck I want regardless of what you say.
Have you ever been texting someone and you just feel yourself get angrier and angrier as you’re texting them and so it starts off calmly talking and by the end you’re just like and like fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU…?
omg you are both so stupid I just want to smack you guys in the face until you stop being dumb as fuck
I try really hard to be so good to you
but I know I’m constantly being stupid and messing shit up
and I fucking hate that feeling
without some anon being an asshole. Whoever you are, knock it off and leave me alone. I don’t ask myself questions, I don’t do any of that shit. I’m sorry the only thing you think I’m good at is “being pathetic and Elliott Smith”. Please just leave me alone I’m begging you it’s so unnecessary and I’ve never done anything to you. If I bother you so much just unfollow me and then you will never see my shit again.
Please.