idc ill be petty because life’s not fair
"are you talking to yourself"
no i’m breaking the fourth wall
Alex in the car singing along to ‘Despair in the Departure Lounge’(x)
oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!
i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened.
I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep
"An hour ago we put wishes inside of balloons, and released them into the sky."
"What was your wish?"
"To stand up."
Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences